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Mr. Spoiler is glad. Glad of killing that boss who nearly ruined his youth.
That boss who grew fat on the blood of his many lives, on the last few pixels
of his energy bar. His weapon ? nothing amazing, really. Mr Spoiler is not even
using those cheat cartridges enlighting him with the power of the gods. Anyway,
he hates to type numbers. Mr Spoiler is still analog. No, we are in the 21st
century, so let's embrace technological progress and alleviate this suffering. Let's
embrace Emulators and their Save State option. Mr Spoiler has found the
power to change his destiny, he has chosen the red pill. In video games, the only
path which eventually leads to true peace is the winning path, they do not allow
you to contemplate and play with your death. So Mr. Spoiler is here to show you
this path, and also defeat the shadows of his youth, from all those digital aliens
and battleships waiting in the dark of their microchip, fulfilling their only
purpose. To be defeated by humans.
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Mr. Spoiler ninth victim : GUN NAC
Famicom. Tonkin House/Compile . 1990
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Mr Spoiler has not a shadow of a doubt anymore. Rabbits
do indeed live on the moon ! He used to reject the idea
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( 592 screenshots )
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Mr. Spoiler eigth victim : POP'N TWINBEE
SuperFamicom. Konami . 1993
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Cute'em ups are a rare endangered breed of great games that hardcore gamers often place on the girly [...]
( 320 screenshots )
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Mr. Spoiler seventh victim : RAYXANBER III
PCE-SuperCDRom². Data West . 1992
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If Rayxanber 2 reminded Mr Spoiler of Indian food, its sequel reminds him of
something far less painful. Instead, Rayxanber 3 [...]
( 234 screenshots )
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Mr. Spoiler sixth victim : RAYXANBER II
PCE-CDRom². Data West . 1991
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Rayxanber 2 strangely reminds Mr Spoiler
of Indian food. Gorgeous enough to make him drool all over but yet pungent
and sharply painful [...]
( 202 screenshots )
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Mr. Spoiler fifth victim : SAPPHIRE
PCE-ArcadeCDRom². Hudson Soft . 1995
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Mr Spoiler always had a sort of fascination
for video game heroines. Samus. Lara.
Ms Pacman. Names that make Mr. Spoiler's
soft insides tickle [...]
( 384 screenshots )
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Mr. Spoiler fourth victim : LOST SUNHEART
PCE-HuCard. I'MAX . 1992
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Tetsunosuke San was now laying on his bed, staring at
the ceiling, wondering. He just had the most amazing dream ever. He couldn't
remember any of it [...]
( 317 screenshots )
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Mr. Spoiler third victim : GRADIUS 2
PCE-SuperCDRom². Konami . 1992
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Gradius, a name powerful enough to vaporize much of the Earth
and fry most of Mr Spoiler's neurones like if he had received full-on microwaved
radiations while unfreezing his [...]
( 310 screenshots )
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Mr. Spoiler second victim : KIAIDAN OO
PCE-SCDRom². Telenet/Riot . 1992
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Mr Spoiler always had this sort of strange fascination,
something close to love, for giant transformable japanese robots. Hundred feet
of articulated metal fighting forces of evil [...]
( 275 screenshots )
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Mr. Spoiler first victim : MAGICAL CHASE
PCE-HuCard . Palsoft/Quest . 1991
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The choice of the fist game to spoil was tough. Mr.Spoiler didn't really
know where to start or where to go. His brain was empty. An then, the face of the beautiful
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( 123 screenshots )
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